I'm a mountain-born country girl cast into the wind who has eyes far, far too clear. Red hair and twenty-three years old.

I am on my own.

 

I spent longer than I care to admit looking for this nugget when I got out of the shower.

I spent longer than I care to admit looking for this nugget when I got out of the shower.

Pretty good at sitting. Not so good at taking treats. Also, whaddup, dog voice? #rhubarb

Photos of my breakfast on a diner plate: a series. Leftover homemade pizza edition.

Photos of my breakfast on a diner plate: a series. Leftover homemade pizza edition.

A tentative friendship? #rhubarbandsagan

A tentative friendship? #rhubarbandsagan

It’s #nationaldogday or, you know, a normal Tuesday for me. Here are my shitheads. #scoutandrhubarb #pitbull #blacklab

If you give a hostess a break and then can’t find her, find the one seat in the entire restaurant that can neither be seen by the door not can you see the door from. You will find your hostess.

If you give a hostess a break and then can’t find her, find the one seat in the entire restaurant that can neither be seen by the door not can you see the door from. You will find your hostess.

All the world’s a bed #pibbleproblems

All the world’s a bed #pibbleproblems

Garden work means a garden dinner. Fried green and pink tomatoes.

Garden work means a garden dinner. Fried green and pink tomatoes.

Pee pad potty training day 1 is going well.

Pee pad potty training day 1 is going well.