Dollar menus here I come/change I found at the bottom of my purse.
There was a 1.5 inch tear in the zipper compartment of t purse. I found ALL of this in the lining of it. Fuck.
I r hooman. Not dawg.
I can only DREAM of loving a man as much as I love some of my best friends.
Cheers to the father who who’ll get daydrunk with his daughter on the way to his other daughter’s wedding.
A “joke” in the wholesome Sunday paper insert, Parade, that would, in fact, be a beautiful reality.
Biscuits and gravy are heaven on earth.
Hurricane Walmart nailing it in product placement. #tacos #preparationh
Out of shirts to wear or fucks to give? The world will never know…
Not feeling too great about this whole “I just bought a bikini” thing.
